"But it's romantic!" Umm, no it's not. Wax gets everywhere, on the table cloth and the food, and it flickers so much you can't even see the food properly. I am obviously assuming by "romantic" you are using candles when eating food. Another option is to use candles in a sexual way... dripping the wax on each others naked belly buttons and ankles. Yum.
Wigs for dogs. Another thing you don't need.
I mean, PLEASE. Next you will tell me we have jackets for dogs to wear... what? We already do? Jesus...
Saw Whip It today. Was quite good. I love Ellen Page. She was in it obviously, and Drew Barrymore directed. Wow. She doesn't really look that comfortable behind the camera here, but it turned out well.
Maybe she can write a film for us next! She would base it on her life obviously. Logline would go something like this... "The story of a woman with very little acting talent became famous against all the odds, getting divorced twice in the process, to win the hearts, and the millions of dollars of oblivious young female teens around the (western) world." Lovely.
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