Number 4.

I just realised that I drink alcohol because I'm bored. It's always:

"Wanna do something?"
"Yeah, what?"
"Dunno."

Pause.

"Get smashed?"
"Yeah, fuck it."

And it's not like one or two standard drinks per hour, it's powering them down. Then once you are intoxicated, you are never bored. We just use drinking games as an excuse to drink litres of wine in the one sitting. I live a terrible life.

I don't smoke, but I think smokers start out because they are bored. After peer pressure obviously. Once it gets to an addiction then you are in trouble. And chewing gum? What's the point? Bad breath? Have a tic tac. I'm addicted to chewing gum... on a pack a day... doctor says I only have two weeks to live.

iTunes is overrated. As are raincoats.

Responses when a random stranger turns around and says, "Are you stalking me?"

- "Umm, no, you're not that attractive!
- "How could I? It's not even dark yet..."
- "I am... if you're into that kinda thing. Otherwise, no..."
- "Yeah I am, and I'm sick of you playing hard to get."
- "Well it is my job. Hours aren't very good, pays alright though..."