OMG first post!

Right, hello then. First entry. Kinda awkward, don’t really know what to write. I suppose I can tell you why I’m doing this. It’s a personal challenge. To write an entry a day. To get me motivated to write in other aspects of my life, such as screenwriting.

It will hopefully create discipline, and I feel like I’m actually doing something when I’m on the computer. Because I don’t do much when I’m on the computer, really. Just eat and figure out ways to start my own religion. Why I have your attention, would you pray to someone with short or long hair? Is being colour coded with your clothes an issue....? Please say it’s not, or that you are “colour blind anyway, mate” because I don’t know what colours go with what these days...

Ate some dim sims today. Love the fucking things, even though it’s basically cabbage fried in oil, and we just assume it’s healthy and won’t kill us. Maybe dim sims give us cancer. Who knows?! And don’t say “Well, they don’t give you cancer, you idiot” because you are probably unattractive and therefore have a low IQ. You don’t know what you’re talking about, okay?!

[eat more dim sims please]

Imagine a world where we didn’t NEED to eat. We just had a few pills a day, and that had all the vitamins we needed, and eating was voluntary. Food would be cheaper, because a lot less people are eating it. Or if it was advertised properly, it could be that only rich people that eat food, and therefore the food would be expensive.

The ad on TV would be some normal guy eating a pizza. Then suddenly an attractive female in a bikini and sandals jumps on him, sticks her tongue down her throat. Then writing comes up on the screen, “If you eat food attractive women in sandals will jump on your crotch” then in little writing down the bottom it would say “Sandals are optional” because lets me honest, who wears sandals these days? They are way overrated, as is the structure of blogs... As are eating bananas, slicing apples, and breathing through your nose.

Right, bye, back tomorrow.