Thursday, January 21, 2010

13th January

Okay I came up with some t-shirt designs:

The classic, “Why are you staring at my tits?” for a girl could be changed to, “Why are you staring at my bits?” on a man. The man wouldn’t wear any pants of underpants obviously.

The popular “I’m with stupid” could be simply changed to “I’m stupid”. And then on the back just have a photo of a penis.

For a girl: “Even if you buy me a drink I will not sleep with you.”

For a guy: “My mum does porn.”

Okay, that’s enough of all that rubbish.

Onto the real reason we are here. Speed bumps. Useless. Get rid of them. There’s a speed limit, and most people stick to it. Speed bumps are just in the way and are annoying.

People I like: You.

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