I was sitting at a computer in the hostel I’m staying at, surfing the ‘net, when 20 or so people, drinking, walk in. They all sit on couches. A bouncer (it’s a club downstairs) comes up to me and warns me that it’s a guys 21st, and his mates have put some cash together for a stripper, and that if I feel uncomfortable, for me to leave.
I told him that I would be alright, thanks.
I went back to the computer, heard a few “Who the fuck is he?!” from the crowd of horny young men behind me, but I stayed strong, I didn’t cave and leave, there was a stripper coming. I would get to see some free flesh.
A minute or two later, she arrives. I'll be honest, I was really looking forward to seeing her. But...
She was one of the dirtiest, disgusting people I have seen in my life. Biggest letdown.
I left before she took her fluffy black scarf off.
Now I’m just sitting here in my bed, feeling sorry for the birthday boy. What the fuck happened to balloons and candles?!
Film I like: Donnie Darko.
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