21 January

Went on a date today. Well, the girl I went on it with has a boyfriend, but I called it a date anyway. Why not. It makes mum happy when I tell her. I need to go on one date a week or she hits me with her fist :(

Not really, I'm just joking... she uses a rolling pin, not her fist.

We were in a bar, next to the way to the toilets. We kept on talking loudly when people walked past to impress them.

The best one I came up with to say to the girl next to me, "So, I heard you're getting a new personality soon..." I think the old man walking past was impressed.

Just as impressed as I was with the film I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell. Funny stuff. poster: